Has anyone else pointed out that
literally ALL the security guard would need to do to survive
is show up for work in a full-body animal suit?
I mean, okay—I get that furries are stigmatized and all—
but surely it’d be worth wearing a fur suit
(in a building which is entirely devoid of human life to mock the guard,
I hasten to add,
and in which any such mockers would meet a grisly end)
in order to not die, would it not?
Also, wearing a costume wouldn’t even make the guard a furry, anyway.